Saturday, November 13, 2010

Jenaka untuk hari ini..Jokes for today..LOL


Ini adalah kiriman dari seorang teman..baca dan hayatinya ok..mungkin ada sesuatu yang boleh anda dapati di situ..

Najib asked the Queen, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an
efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?"

" Well," said the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."

Najib frowned, and then asked, " But how do I know the people
around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy; you just ask them
to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushed a button on her
intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"

Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, my Queen?"
The Queen smiled and said, "Answer me this please, Tony, your
mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your
sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered, "That would be
"Yes! Very good," said the Queen.

Najib went back home to ask Mahyudin the same
question. "answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a
child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is
"I'm not sure," said Mahyudin. "Let me get back to you on that
one..." He went to his advisors and asked every one, but none could give him
an answer. Finally, he ended up in the men's room and recognized
Lim Guan Eng's shoes in the next stall.

Mahyudin didn't want but asked anyway, "Lim, can you
answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's
not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Lim yelled back, "That's easy, it's me!"
Mahyudin smiled, and said, "Thanks!"

Then, he went back to speak with Najib.
"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle.
It's Lim Guan Eng!"
Najib got up, stomped over to Mahyudin, and angrily yelled into
his face,
"No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

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